Thursday, July 14, 2005

"Rachael Ray Sucks"

It's nice to see that other people feel the same way I do about Rachael Ray. She is defended today in Slate, but my sentiments are echoed in Rachael Ray Sucks, a message board talking about her suckiness.

An post:
Names for future RR FoodTV shows:
1) Hey! I'm Rachel Ray
2) Rachael Ray's Boo-Hoo I Ate Boo
3) IronSlut
4) Rachael Ray's Garbage Bowl
5) Rachael Ray's How To Cook An Entire Meal With One Button On The Microwave
6) Rachael Ray's When In Doubt, Add Nutmeg
7) Rachael Ray's Perfect Meals Without Testing For Seasoning
8) Emeril Lagasse, Rachael Ray's Bitch
9) Rachael Ray vs. Emeril Lagasse--Greasy Spoon Deathmatch
10) Rachael Ray's Beat The Clock
11) Rachael Ray's Chicken Tits and Po-tate-oh Tots
12) Yum-O Dumb-O
13) Rachael Ray The Biography...The Ass That Ate The Food Network
14) 30 Minute Blow Jobs (or How Many Food Network Executive's Dicks Can Be Sucked In 30 Minutes?)
15) Rachael Ray's Favorite Meals (sponsored by Pepto Bismol)
16) In Search Of Rachael Ray's Tits
17) Learn How To Wash Your Hands With Rachael Ray
18) Rachael Ray: How Stupid Does SHE Look?
19) Rachael Ray's Tips On Bad Tipping
20) Rachael Ray's Smack That Ass With A Spoonula
21) Busting At The Seams: The Story of Rachael Ray's Pants
22) Rachael Ray: The Pear-Shaped Dynomo


Personally, I just find her annoying as hell, but hey.

11 Comments:

Blogger Paige said...

I read that too, and I could not disagree more. I love her and everything she does. Shame on you, food snob!

12:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Paige is right, Rachel Ray is great. Rico you have too much time on your hands. So much hate for someone you have never met. What is the real issue, are you an unsuccessful chef.

5:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

THOSE WHO CAN DO, THOSE THAT CAN'T MAKE UP DUMB BLOGS TO CUT DOWN SOMEONE WHO ENJOYS COOKING, SOUNDS LIKE YOU COULD USE SOME HELP IN AND OUT OF THE KITCHEN. SHE MAKES PEOPLE FEEL EXCITED ABOUT COOKING AGAIN, WHICH IS SOMETHING THAT WE HAVE LOST IN SOCIETY, HER MEALS ARE HOMEMADE AND DONE IN A TIMELY FASHION TO HELP THOSE WHO ARE UNDER TIME RESTRAINTS, SO THAT THEY MAY SPEND MORE TIME WITH THEIR FAMILIES, WHICH SOUNDS LIKE YOU ARE LACKING AND MAYBE YOU NEED TO GET OFF THE INTERNET AND GET OUT AND ENJOY LIFE MORE

8:40 PM  
Blogger Rico said...

I just said she was annoying as hell.

Thanks for reading, though!

9:36 PM  
Anonymous rapp0026 said...

rico, you make me excited about cooking, I like your ribs, be a lover not a hater.

10:50 PM  
Blogger Paige said...

Ah, it turns out that the RR lovers are equally passionate. You cannot stop the Food Channel tornado that is Rachel Ray!

10:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I realy fell the people on Rachel Ray Sux need to get off the computer and go outside and get some fresh air. I think their brains have stopped working from lack of real life. I feel sorry for these people. Please for your own sake get a life and live it.
Thanks

3:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oops I spelled feel wrong hit the wrong key. Sorry

3:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SHE MAKES MORE MONEY THAN YOU DO AND GETS ALL HER MEALS FREE

8:15 PM  
Blogger nicole said...

this site sucks you haters hate her cause shes a billionare so eat that for dinner haters. you probaly cant cook you should buy one of rachels books haters

10:49 PM  
Blogger nicole said...

and another thing this website is so terrible i love rachel. she probaly laughs at this bullshit every night when shes gets back from the bank and is sipping on cristal. go rachel i love you

10:55 PM  

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